Thursday, December 22, 2011

AMAZING CAMOUFLAGE!!

I'm working REAL hard to keep the Christmas spirit, but them darn folks in Washington are making it really, really tough.   So, let's just take a moment to breathe and enjoy some nature today, ok?

Leaf Katydid
Wouldn't it be nice to disappear like this once in a while? Especially when the family is over for Christmas...

There are more at the link below.  Happy Thursday!

Great Grey Owl


Fantastic Leaf Gecko


Southern Rock Agama Lizard


White Crab Spider

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/camouflaged-animals-1323369509-slideshow/

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

FARM FENCING!!


Have you looked at the cost of woven wire fencing?    The price has sky rocketed.  Not to mention that most of it is made in China or some other job-stealing country.  The idea of getting foreign countries to depend on ‘U.S.’ for buying their products has worked too well (i.e. loss of jobs, depression of gross national product, debt, etc).  The only real big ticket items we export are military products (we give food away).

For fixing or improving farm fencing, there is a low cost (other than some elbow grease), green recycling, functionally better, answer.  Cargo pallets! 


Pallets are usually imported forest hardwoods that are very durable and strong.  I get them for free, but you can find them for sale for $2 to $5 per pallet. 


I put two 2x6 treated and coated, one-foot pieces on the bottom of the pallet (to keep the pallet off the ground).  I then stand the pallet up, with the slats vertical, and wire it to the existing fence.



You can buy horse, sheep, goat, etc., no-climb fence, but it's very expensive and hard to install.  The pallets are easy to install and you can do it over time.  The slats, being vertical, make it much harder for the animals to climb to eat bushes, trees, crops or whatever.


One of the problems with animals climbing regular fence is that they break the horizontal stays and open holes in the fence.  Especially nowadays, the galvanization process is not as good or long-lasting as older ‘toxic’ fence material.  If you really want to get anal, you can paint the pallets, but that is a waste of time and money (in short supply for most of us independent farmers!).

If you want to make a stand-alone pallet fence, it is a little more difficult than patching/redoing a fence with lots of holes in it.  You will need fence posts in the ground and more wire or wood between pallets and screw those together – more money, time etc.  But it will be worth it in the long run!  Have fun.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PHOTOS OF THE YEAR!


Here are two of Nat Geo's pix of the year.  You can find more at the link posted below.

Photo of the year - Dragonfly in the Rain

Viewer's Choice - Beluga whales in the Arctic

Saturday, December 17, 2011

AMAZING SAND ART SATURDAY!!


This is old, but still wonderful.  If you've never seen it, take a few moments - you'll be pleasantly surprised. 

This is from Ukraine's Got Talent, from two years ago.  The artist is depicting WW II, through the eyes of one village.   Awesome. 



Friday, December 16, 2011

ANOTHER LOSS FOR DOWNTOWN BANDON


It's been a bad year for our little town.  Thai Thai, one of the best Thai restaurants in the state, closed due to insanely high rents.  Other businesses closed, too, causing our downtown to lose much of its character.  And now the McNair Store is closing shop, as of the end of this year.   The McNair Store has been one of our nicest gift shops, with reasonable prices and creative merchandise.  They will be sorely missed, and I've lost one of my favorite gift-buying locations.

In this awful economy, the one thing Bandon has maintained has been its appeal to tourists.  As our charming shops become ghosts of businesses past, now, more than ever, we need to Shop Bandon!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

PHOTO TUESDAY!

More magic from National Geographic with their "Best Photos of 2011".  A link is at the end of this post.




"Tinted orange by the morning sun, a soaring dune is the backdrop for the hulks of camel thorn trees in Namib-Naukluft Park."  By Frans Lanting




"Beautiful frost at sunset in Alberta, Canada."  By Dwayne Holmwood




"This photo was taken during autumn in Hameln, Germany, which is the birthplace of the infamous Rattenfänger—or Pied Piper as we Americans know it. This shot is actually on top of the last few hills that soon sink into the state of Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony)."  By Jonathan Manshack



"Buddhist monk and kung fu master Shi Dejian (above) and his disciples hauled bags of cement and roof tiles up steep mountain paths to build an isolated retreat (in background) away from the tourist crowds at the Shaolin Temple."   By Fritz Hoffman

Thursday, December 1, 2011

POISON FRUIT THURSDAY!


Arsenic in our apple juice!   IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

A new study by Consumer Reports revealed arsenic levels in 10% of apple juices tested were higher than the allowable limits for drinking water.  The internet and news shows go predictably crazy.

There will almost always be some arsenic in apple juice.  The reason is that apple seeds contain organic arsenic.  When the apples are pressed for juice, seeds often are included.  This results in traces of the seed arsenic  filtering into the juice itself.

Non-organic arsenic is a different story.  You may remember Dr. Oz coming out with this same story several months ago.  He was taken to task as his study didn't differentiate between organic or inorganic arsenic.  Efforts should be made to determine how the non-organic arsenic is making it into the apple (whether through soil or spray), and then minimize that threat.

When we press our apples at home, there isn't enough pressure to crush the seeds.  They come out whole in the pumice.   I've got enough things trying to kill me.  I don't need any help from my apples!


ANOTHER EDITION OF "Question EVERYTHING!"


This email was forwarded to me by someone with the absolute best of intentions.   Read it - you'll see that it sounds logical, common-sensical, with a big dose of "why haven't we done this yet?"  

The only problem - is isn't what it purports to be.

Read the email, and the truth about it, after the jump!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

WHOA! WEDNESDAY!

So, what is this?  Clever video editing?  Flaming kites?  Synchronized meteors?  Or ALIEN INVADERS...showing off a little bit...  

This was taken on November 23, 2011, over Adygeysk, Russia.  I'm not finding any answers yet as to what these or this or they really are.   Let me know if you find out!



Tuesday, November 29, 2011

HAPPY TEARS!


If you haven't seen this, take a few minutes to feel better about life.  These Beagles were raised inside cages in a lab - never saw sun, never touched grass.  Rescued and moved to Los Angeles, they find out what they've been missing.  The music is corny, but the visuals are too sad and wonderful to miss!



Friday, November 25, 2011

AMAZING NATURE FRIDAY!

Some natural inspirations to take your mind off of the unnatural horrors of Black Friday!

National Geographic has this shot of the lightning cloud forming from a June eruption in southern Chile's Puyehue-Cordón Caulle volcano complex.



Check out this short (2 min) scene from the BBC's "Frozen Planet" series.  An icy finger of death is formed, freezing everything it touches on the ocean floor. 



I love bugs, and NG also has this story of a new albino spider discovered in Australia.  The 1 1/2-inch wide newby is being called the albino trapdoor until a formal name is announced.



And last, we Oregon coasters love our storms (our power was out for five hours with Tuesday's whopper which had Cape Blanco measuring gusts at 80-plus), so I knew you'd appreciate this September shot of a wave crashing against a Japanese breakwater during Typhoon Roke.

Friday, November 18, 2011

AMAZING 3-D MURAL SETS NEW GUINESS RECORD!!


Wow!   This sidewalk mural, with its tremendous 3-D imagery, just broke the world's record for largest 3-D Street Art (a record that had been previously broken just the week before in China).   This was done by the British art team Joe and Max,  who created this in London's Canary Wharf.  Check out the short video to see how they did it - it looks even better when the people are moving!

FREE FOR ALL FRIDAY!!


What a week!  We lost a munchkin, we have a new drug, and not even the skies are safe!


--Wizard of Oz Munchkin Karl Slover dies at 93

--Who knew the latest killer drug craze in Oregon would be snorting bath salts?  Leave it in the bathtub, people!!   Here's the story from Oregon.Live:


--And not all the lousy drivers in LA County are on the roads.  You won't believe this!



Thursday, November 17, 2011

LAW ENFORCMENT THURSDAY!!




(Supposedly) True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on
U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS.

I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

APPLE-CRANBERRY BREAD RECIPE!!



I recently scored this recipe for Apple Cranberry Bread.   Seems like the perfect thing for a rainy Tuesday!

2 cups peeled/chopped apples
1 cup sugar
2 tablespoons oil
1 egg
1  1/2 cups flour
1  1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup fresh or frozen cranberries
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 350.  Grease loaf pan.

Combine apples, sugar and oil in a medium bowl. Add egg, mixing well. Combine dry ingredients in a separate mixing bowl. Add to apple mixture. Mix just until the dry ingredients are moist. Stir in cranberries and walnuts.

Spread batter evenly in loaf pan. Bake for 30 -40 min. or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the bread comes out clean.  Makes 1 loaf.

And don't blame the waistline on me!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

TREE PLANTING SUNDAY!!


This is the time of the year to start tree planting.  The best time is after a rain and before the next rain.  The ground is wet and easy to dig, and makes the perfect environment for the new growth. 


Saturday, November 12, 2011

POETRY SATURDAY! LARRY'S LUBE!



LARRY’S LUBE

South of Bandon is not far to let Larry fix your car.
Tires and oil is his toil
Larry and his crew would rather sell you new, but can fix some with glue.
Here is a place with rack and pit, to make your car more fit.
Larry has a bunch of spares, for those of you too low on fares.
I’m the guy who collects junk tires, to build reefs for underwater flyers.
Some junk tires go for bunkers under which the sheep will hunker.
Tires are dense and make a good fence.
Some of the big turf type makes very good planter type.
The goal of this recital is to increase the recycle.
But if your cycle's broke, then Larry's your bloke.




Friday, November 11, 2011

PRUNING CHESTNUT AND RED CEDAR TREES!!

It's time for pruning!  And not the kind that happens after a too-long shower...

Your trees will really appreciate this small effort from you.  They'll grow stronger, and more uniformly, with some well-placed snipping. 


Here is a chestnut tree prior to pruning and the same tree after pruning. 

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

BANDON'S FIRST DRIVE-BY SHOOTING!


By now you've heard the news about the shooting of Jeremy "Buzzy" Platz on the 101 yesterday.  He's recovering in a Portland hospital with a gunshot wound to the leg.  The shooter is reportedly 70-year old Robert Walker of Bandon.  Rumors were rampant over the cause, but Oregon.Live is reporting that this was the result of a "long simmering marijuana dispute." 

To have this happen in Bandon is shocking.  To have this occur over this situation is hardly a surprise.

Here's a link to the Oregon.Live story:

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2011/11/long_simmering_marijuana_dispu.html

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

TEA TIME TUESDAY!!


I'm a member of the Tea Party.  Not the idiots who are trying to destroy our country ("No more entitlements, EXCEPT FOR ME!!!  No more government, EXCEPT FOR WHAT I WANT!!!  Freedom is my right, NOT YOURS!!!").    

This is the kind of tea that doesn't turn your stomach, but actually soothes it!

Monday, October 31, 2011

CHESTNUTS!!


It is chestnut harvest time!  Get them off the ground fast, or they'll be snagged by birds, skunks, raccoon, and foxes, all of who appreciate these wonderful nuts as much as we do.  Chestnuts are low in calories, and are the only nut with significant levels of vitamin C.


We have several of these beautiful trees on our property.    



First, we collect the spiny husks, called burrs, with a grabber and pile them up to dry.  



A roller ball also works well.



As you can see, the burrs are heavy with sharp spines.  We use heavy gloves when handling so we can prevent bloody hands from handling our nuts.  


When dried, the burrs open.  The chestnuts are hidden within the burrs. 


The good looking chestnuts are pulled out of the husks and dropped into a tub of water.  We add a few tablespoons of Clorox to kill any molds on the skin of the nut (bleach will evaporate naturally when the nuts are dried and won't affect the taste).


The water also separates the good nuts from the bad.  Bad nuts float.  These are skimmed out and discarded.  The good chestnuts are air-dried and put into cold storage (at 28 degrees) for cooking or planting.  Chestnuts can be frozen for up to 3 to 4 months.

If you don't already have one, consider a chestnut tree for your property - they are fast growers.  You'll be glad you did!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

ROASTING CHESTNUTS!!!


Warm up on those cold winter nights with some traditionally toasty chestnuts.   A roasted chestnut is tender and sweet.   Add a pinch of salt for a different taste!

Steps:

1.      Preheat oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit.
2.      Place a chestnut on a deep dish towel that is lying flat on a cutting board or countertop. This will allow the chestnut to "sink" into the dish towel and keeps it from rolling while you make the cuts in the next step.
3.      Use a sharp knife to cut an X into one side of the chestnut to allow the steam caused by roasting to escape, otherwise, the chestnut will explode.
4.      Place each chestnut with the cuts facing up onto the cookie sheet.
5.      Roast 20 to 30 minutes or until chestnuts are tender, easy to peel, golden brown in color, and the shells are beginning to open.
6.      Peel nuts when they are cool enough to handle, and serve with salt if desired.
7.      Enjoy!

Tips

       Start checking the chestnuts after twenty minutes for shells that are open and the insides look "golden".
       Use an oven mitt to remove the chestnuts from the cookie sheet.
       Use dry, firm chestnuts; very soft and very hard chestnuts might be rotted.
       An overcooked chestnut is dried out and hard.
       Hot chestnuts peel easier than cold ones.
       Cover the chestnuts with a towel to keep them warm while serving.
       Try a little salt on your chestnuts.
       If the inner skins do not come off easily, the chestnut is either undercooked or overcooked.

Warning

Be careful that you do not hurt yourself!  it is very easy to cut or stab yourself because the chestnut is round and tends to roll.  I strongly recommend you immobilize the chestnut with a dish towel, oven pad, oven mitt, or something that will keep the chestnut from rolling when cutting.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

LAW ENFORCEMENT SATURDAY!!!



I used to be in law enforcement, and I hold that service in high esteem.  There isn't enough praise for the men and women in uniform who enforce our laws.  It's a job of great rewards and frustrations, and I wouldn't trade my experiences for the world.

In Bandon's police report this week, we find that mom is always right.  A b.b. gun shooting incident involving juveniles hit the victim where?  The eye, of course!  We also see that our officers had to deal with drug arrests, missing persons, suicidal citizens, intoxicated drivers, and investigating numerous situations with suspicious conditions.  Just another patrol week in Bandon!

Next time you see our officers, give them a wave with more than one finger.  Forget about that traffic ticket you got, and think about all the stuff they have to face each and every day.  Their job has a component that most of ours don't - the daily risk of serious injury, or worse. 

Besides, you know you deserved the ticket.  You're just mad you got caught.





SHERIFF
The sheriff troop has to put up with a lot of poop.
Dealing with humanity is not the easiest thing, you see.
Chasing someone on the run is no fun when the bad guy has a gun.
High speed chase is a dangerous race, bad people run to save face.
When one who is wanted tries to flee, using the taser is the key.
With a radio in the car, they will not get far.
Some people say officers use too much force
(especially when it applies to them, of course!).
Some days duty is no fuss, but others are full of adrenaline rush.
Ten percent of our ‘clients’ do ninety percent of the law defiance.
Before we clear from the jail, the perp has already made bail.
Before we're done with the paper work, they've already let out the jerk.
To help out the good folk is not a joke.
To help those who have lost all hope and are at the end of the rope
is part of the work of the sheriff folk.
The thin blue line is very fine as the budgets are in the red line.
I'll end this rhyme with hope they get there in time.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

MAKE YOUR OWN APPLE CIDER!



As a kid we would go out into the apple orchard or pasture and pick apples.  This included the ones in the trees and on the ground.   We would take the boxes into town to a cider mill for pressing.  They would charge us for pressing and bottling the non-pasteurized juice. It was great and very tasty, and you can make it, too!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Monday Poetry - Top Shot Finale!!



One of my favorite shows is ending tomorrow!  Top Shot on the History Channel - FANTASTIC!!  You don't have to be a gun enthusiast to love this show - it's exciting, amazing, and always interesting!   Now, if you are a rifleman, you will be blown away by the skill tests these folks go through. 

If you haven't caught an episode, hunt it down - you'll be glad you did!

Here's a link to the Top Shot website:

http://www.history.com/shows/top-shot

The show is so good, it's moved me to prose...


TOP SHOT

An attempt to find a person who can control their mind.
There is no hocus pocus as it is all about focus.
The mind’s ability to block out what it’s not all about.
This is a lot of fun to see who is good with more than a gun.
Some people say it is no thrill to watch someone who could kill.
But by far, the sport is less dangerous than a car.
It is not a gun or a weapon that kills, it is people who kill.
We force good people to kill for our political will; for them it is not a thrill, but a social ill.
One on one competition is the idea of the mission;
too bad some media hype is due to political group tripe.
Best people of the land must learn to focus to the task at hand.
Whether it’s a doctor’s hand or a political demand; we the people must focus on the need of the land, it’s not about the money in your hand.
It is good to see people do their best because we have too much of the negative wrest.
All in all it’s fun to watch people who can overcome at all cost.
Some people don’t want to compete, for them the game is not very neat.
But people remember the most; those who don’t have to boast.
But stay in till the end to serve and defend.


Friday, October 21, 2011

FRIDAY FUN!!!!

In a week that has congressional Republicans doing back-flips to keep from giving Obama any credit for eliminating No-More Gaddafi (thanks, Daily Show!), and our elected leaders once again voting down the thing that they were sent to Washington to do (Jobs?  Who needs jobs?), where even the dead turn Lindsay Lohan away (when the morgue won't let you in, where do you go?), and yet another Tea Partier is exposed as a liar (yes, Florida, I'm talking about you!), it seems we could use a little levity.


Fun Movies:   5-second Films

I have an extremely short attention span.  So, imagine my delight at discovering "5-second films".  Here are two collections of the best of 5-second films.  Finally, a movie that I can stay awake to!   Sorry, but some of these are a little racy (but still hilarious!), so you've been warned!
Fun Science: Fish Farts



So finally, the phrase "talking out your butt" makes sense!  Scientists have found that a certain type of herring communicates through flatulence.  This herring flatulence creates a high-frequency signal that is understood by the other herring.  Hmmmm...so, do we now say, "he who dealt it, said it?"

Here's a link to the story from National Geographic!



Fun Parenting:  Embarrassing Our Children

One of the few joys of aging is being able to humiliate our grown up kids by reminding them how adorable they used to be.  I give you exhibits a, b, and c.  The only thing that keeps this from being hilarious is that none of you would recognize him today.  That, unfortunately, limits any humiliation to immediate family only.  Darn it!


Hey, baby!  Wanna go for a ride?
Nothing says cool like plaid!!


I'll pose anywhere for SweetTarts!


What do you mean, guilty?
I don't look guilty...RUN!!


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Wasps!



It has been a season for wasps!  Have you noticed more of them around?  Areas in Europe have experienced an increase in wasp populations (and complaints) of more than 200% !  I'll be looking into some of the potential causes, and I'll let you know if this is something we can expect more of in the coming years.

Here is one of the biggest nests I've ever seen.  I found it on my property just a few weeks ago.


I'm going to use it as a pinata at the next visit from the grandkids.  That will be a holiday to remember!

Now, if I can just figure out how to slip the candy in past these guys....